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Warning: Contains Wisdom And Zero Patience T-Shirt

Warning: Contains Wisdom And Zero Patience T-Shirt

Color: Athletic Heather
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Description

Embrace midlife with a blend of humor, strength, and undeniable wisdom in the Warning: Contains Wisdom And Zero Patience T-Shirt. Designed for women navigating the unique challenges of perimenopause, menopause, or simply the complexities of midlife, this tee is a bold statement of resilience and attitude. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a declaration that you’re tackling life head-on, with a fierce spirit and no tolerance for nonsense.

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, this lightweight 4.2 oz tee offers exceptional breathability and softness, making it perfect for everyday wear. The retail fit with a classic crew neckline ensures it layers effortlessly under jackets or stands confidently on its own, adapting to your style needs. Thoughtful design elements like side seams for structure, a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label guarantee both comfort and durability throughout your busy days.

The shirt’s message is framed by bold warning stripes, printed using modern direct-to-film (DTF) and direct-to-garment (DTG) techniques that deliver crisp, vibrant colors true to the original design. Whether you’re at the office, running errands, or simply enjoying some downtime, this unisex tee balances humor and honesty, making it a perfect gift for her or him who appreciates witty, sarcastic, and novelty apparel.

Produced ethically by Bella+Canvas, this tee meets REACH compliance standards and boasts a soft hand-feel with responsibly sourced materials, including heathered fabric options. It’s more than just clothing—it’s an emblem of empowerment for anyone ready to face midlife issues with a kick and a punch.

Product features:

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
  • Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy to layer or wear alone
  • Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
  • High-quality direct-to-film (DTF) / direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for crisp, vibrant design
  • Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas standards)

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean
Premium Everyday Comfort

Ring spun cotton. Softer, stronger, pre-shrunk — because you shouldn't have to think about your shirt. At 4.5 oz it breathes when you can't. The fit is relaxed and true-to-size, because we design for the body you have, not the one someone else thinks you should.
Built to Last

Built to back up every statement you make — double-needle stitching throughout

Seamless collar that holds its shape, wash after wash, year after year

Tear-away label — because you have enough things scratching at your neck
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.