Refund policy

We stand behind what we send you.

No runaround. No fine print designed to wear you down.

Returns & Refunds

She's survived enough not to waste time fighting for a refund. If something arrives wrong or broken — that's our problem to fix, not yours to manage.

We'll make it right when:

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You got the wrong item.

On us. Entirely.

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Your order arrived damaged or defective.

Also on us. Still entirely.

Email  within 30 days of your purchase date. Tell us what happened. We'll sort it — no performance required.

Policy Updates

We update this policy as needed. No advance notice, no announcement. If you want to know what's current, email us at  —
we'll give it to you straight.