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Sleep Is a Rumor I Once Believed Graphic T-Shirt
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Sleep Is a Rumor I Once Believed Graphic T-Shirt

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Color: Black
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description

Embrace midlife with attitude and humor in the Sleep Is a Rumor I Once Believed Graphic T-Shirt, designed for women navigating perimenopause, menopause, or simply owning their badass midlife journey. This lightweight crew-neck tee combines a dry, wry sense of humor with minimalist graphics that speak volumes without shouting. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a soft, breathable feel that keeps you comfortable whether you’re tackling daily challenges or enjoying downtime.

The relaxed retail fit and neat silhouette make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo as a subtle yet powerful statement piece. Thoughtful details like side seams and shoulder tape ensure the shirt maintains its shape, while the ribbed knit collar and tear-away label add comfort without irritation. Perfect as a birthday gift or casual everyday tee, this unisex white t-shirt suits anyone who appreciates sarcasm and style in equal measure.

Key features include:

  • Soft, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Retail fit with a clean crew neckline for an easy-to-layer look
  • Durable side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
  • Comfort-enhancing ribbed collar and tear-away label
  • Crisp, vibrant graphics printed with DTF/DTG technology

Care is simple: machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), use non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, and iron or steam at medium heat. Avoid dry cleaning to keep your tee looking sharp. Whether you’re head-punching life’s curveballs or just owning your mood, this shirt is a perfect, understated companion.

Premium Everyday Comfort

Ring spun cotton. Softer, stronger, pre-shrunk — because you shouldn't have to think about your shirt. At 4.5 oz it breathes when you can't. The fit is relaxed and true-to-size, because we design for the body you have, not the one someone else thinks you should.

Built to Last

Built to back up every statement you make — double-needle stitching throughout

Seamless collar that holds its shape, wash after wash, year after year

Tear-away label — because you have enough things scratching at your neck

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Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.