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Coffee in the AM Wine in the PM T-Shirt — "Balance Is a Lie, Winging It Is My Cardio" Graphic Tee
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Coffee in the AM Wine in the PM T-Shirt — "Balance Is a Lie, Winging It Is My Cardio" Graphic Tee

Color: White
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Embrace the chaos and confidence of midlife with our Coffee in the AM Wine in the PM T-Shirt — "Balance Is a Lie, Winging It Is My Cardio" graphic tee. Designed for the woman navigating perimenopause, menopause, or simply the unpredictable ride of midlife, this tee captures the spirit of facing life head-on—caffeinated mornings and wine-soaked evenings included.

Featuring a soft sunflower alongside a half-full wine glass, the design delivers a little cheeky honesty: balance might be a myth, but resilience and humor keep you moving. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, this lightweight 4.2 oz shirt offers breathable comfort that moves with you, whether you’re tackling the day or unwinding at night.

The classic retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and side seams ensures a flattering, tidy silhouette that holds up wash after wash. Thoughtfully made with REACH certified materials and Fair Labor Association standards, this tee is as responsible as it is stylish.

Perfect for casual weekends, brunch dates, or low-key evenings with friends, it’s more than a graphic tee—it’s a statement for the badass woman who refuses to let life’s challenges slow her down.

  • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for soft, breathable comfort
  • Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a clean, classic look
  • Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability
  • Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association standards
  • DTF/DTG printing options produce crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork depending on provider

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean

Premium Everyday Comfort

Ring spun cotton. Softer, stronger, pre-shrunk — because you shouldn't have to think about your shirt. At 4.5 oz it breathes when you can't. The fit is relaxed and true-to-size, because we design for the body you have, not the one someone else thinks you should.

Built to Last

Built to back up every statement you make — double-needle stitching throughout

Seamless collar that holds its shape, wash after wash, year after year

Tear-away label — because you have enough things scratching at your neck

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Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.