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Wide Awake At 3 AM. Solving Problems I Don't Actually Have Graphic T-Shirt
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Wide Awake At 3 AM. Solving Problems I Don't Actually Have Graphic T-Shirt

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Color: Black
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Embrace midlife with confidence and a touch of humor in the "Wide Awake At 3 AM. Solving Problems I Don't Actually Have" graphic t-shirt. Designed for women navigating perimenopause, menopause, or the everyday challenges of midlife, this tee celebrates resilience and a no-nonsense attitude. Its clean, minimalist design pairs perfectly with any casual outfit, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe.

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt offers a soft, breathable feel ideal for all-day comfort. The lightweight fabric and relaxed retail fit ensure it drapes smoothly, whether layered under a jacket or worn solo as a subtle statement piece. Thoughtful details like side seams and shoulder tape maintain the shirt’s shape through repeated wear, while the ribbed knit collar and tear-away label add to its comfort and durability.

This unisex, white t-shirt is more than just a casual staple; it’s a mood shirt that reflects a sarcastic, headstrong spirit. Perfect as a birthday gift or just because, it suits anyone who tackles life’s challenges head on without losing their wit or style. The DTF/DTG printed graphics provide crisp detail and a vibrant finish that hold up wash after wash.

Care is simple: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron on medium heat when needed. Whether you’re looking for a funny tee, a statement piece, or a minimal everyday essential, this shirt fits the bill while honoring the badass woman you are at every stage of midlife.

Premium Everyday Comfort

Ring spun cotton. Softer, stronger, pre-shrunk — because you shouldn't have to think about your shirt. At 4.5 oz it breathes when you can't. The fit is relaxed and true-to-size, because we design for the body you have, not the one someone else thinks you should.

Built to Last

Built to back up every statement you make — double-needle stitching throughout

Seamless collar that holds its shape, wash after wash, year after year

Tear-away label — because you have enough things scratching at your neck

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.