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Spite and Dry Shampoo T-Shirt

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Color: Coral
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description

The Spite and Dry Shampoo T-Shirt is designed for the midlife woman who faces perimenopause and menopause with strength and humor. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a soft, breathable feel perfect for hot flashes and busy days. Its lightweight, flattering Bella + Canvas 3001 fit suits every body, making it a reliable, comfortable choice that celebrates resilience and confidence. Made in the USA and true to size.

Premium Everyday Comfort

Ring spun cotton. Softer, stronger, pre-shrunk — because you shouldn't have to think about your shirt. At 4.5 oz it breathes when you can't. The fit is relaxed and true-to-size, because we design for the body you have, not the one someone else thinks you should.

Built to Last

Built to back up every statement you make — double-needle stitching throughout

Seamless collar that holds its shape, wash after wash, year after year

Tear-away label — because you have enough things scratching at your neck

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.